1 - Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .
2 -
Intehai bhain chod sher Ghor Frmaiega plz Mohabbat hy kuch nahi Sirf hy ye jism ki Bhook ISHQ DI MAA DA KUSA TY PYAR DI MAA DI CHOOT..
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_/\_ ithe rakh
3 - Medical College mein Anatomy ka paper tha. 1 Question tha k female organ ka diagram banaein. 1 larrki nay jeans ki zip kholi or daikh ker bananay lagi. Examiner nay daikh liya. Bola: Agr dobara naqal ki to paper bhi phaarr doon ga aur Booti bhi.
4 - Kal chodnay ki raat thi" "Sub ne kia apna khara" Kuch ne kaha mera bara Kuch ne kaha uska bara Hum b wahan mojod thay Hum chup rahay Bas hans diye Jab hum ne kia apna khara Sub ne kaha ITNA BARA ITNA BARA.
5 - Peshawar ki Adalat mein ek talak ka case aya Wife: Mera husband sirf pechay se krta hy, Judge ny hairan ho kr pocha, Is k ilawa bhi koi jaga hoti hy kiya?"..
6 - choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop
7- Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
8 - Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
9 - Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
10 - Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
11 - sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily
12 - 4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
13 - Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
14 - Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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